“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.  Prepare to die!”
“Stop saying that!”

(Source: lockelamorashasmoved)

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sarahisntgold:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

free him

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dissipate-in-a-violent-place:

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

*packs my bags*

dissipate-in-a-violent-place:

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

*packs my bags*

(Source: understandingghosts)

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permanentglitter:

I’ve noticed that I don’t upload much of my sketches to online anymore.

permanentglitter:

I’ve noticed that I don’t upload much of my sketches to online anymore.

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captcreate:


Pillow fights with strangers

Just leaves.

captcreate:

Pillow fights with strangers

Just leaves.

(Source: all-funny-memes)

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Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.
Kurt Vonnegut (via therandomactorg)

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terezidactyl:

shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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batwaynebruceman:

We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.

(Source: mostly-british-comedy)

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