The ones I’m going to kill.

(Source: iheartgot)

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gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

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vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

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  • Misha Collins: When I was nine, I learned a joke. And told it to my grandmother. It's a bit if pantomime.
  • *motions to "come here" with finger; fan walks up*
  • Misha Collins: I bet I can make you come with one finger.

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put out the torches, hide the moon, hide the stars. 

put out the torches, hide the moon, hide the stars. 

(Source: saving-things-hunting-people)

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zombieelectricalley:

batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

*headstrong by trapt plays*

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND OK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH SWANS. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DONT FUCK WITH SWANS????? YOU DONT FUCK WITH SWANS BECAUSE THEY ARE VINDICTIVE CRAZY MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WILL BURN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND SHIT ON THE ASHES. YOU DONT FUCK WITH SWANS BECAUSE THEY WILL CHASE YOU DOWN LIKE THE LEMMING YOU ARE AND PECK YOUR EYEBALLS OUT. YOU WANNA KNOW HOW HARD THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE????? SCOTTISH ROWING TEAMS, BUILT LIKE BRICK MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT HOUSES, THEY CANCEL PRACTICE IF THERE IS A SWAN IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING RIVER. WE ARE TALKING DUDES BIGGER AND MORE TERRIFYING THAN ALL OF YOUR NIGHTMARES, A MOTHERFUCKING TEAM OF THESE DUDES DONT FUCK WITH SWANS. YOU THINK THAT THESE MEAN MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GRACE AND BEAUTY????? SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT FUCKING BEAUTY. THESE FUCKERS WILL SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW FUCKING LOW YOU ARE. BUT OH WAIT, SAY YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED WITH A SWAN, HOW DO YOU SAVE YOUR PATHETIC LIFE??????? YOU GRAB THAT MOTHERFUCKER BY THE NECK AND THROW IT LIKE A FUCKING FOOTBALL AS FAR AWAY FROM YOUR DOOMED ASS AS YOU MOTHERFUCKING CAN. AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUN AS FAST AND AS FAR AS YOUR SCARED CHICKEN LEGS CAN TAKE YOU AS A WHITE DEMON FROM HELL HONKS IN FURY LIKE HELL AS NEVER SEEN. AND THEN YOU FUCKING PRAY.

GOD HELP YOUR DOOMED FUCKING SOUL

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ralphwigguum:

all these people falling in love with chris pratt now that he’s in shape smh

always remember chubby pratt

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smokingprettyboy:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durrara

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current mood: the bartender from K

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Current mood: the bartender from Gintama

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lucifersaam:

Sammy being confused by Metatron’s lame jokes.

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roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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